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Enter your name below to find your new name!

 The following in an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey.  The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.  For complete instructions, see below.

First Name:
Last Name:
 

 
 

Manual Instructions

If you want to do the conversion manually, follow the instructions below.

Step 1: Use the first letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = Stinky b = Lumpy c = Buttercup d = Gidget
e = Crusty f = Greasy g = Fluffy h = Cheeseball
 i = Chim-Chim j = Poopsie k = Flunky l = Booger
m = Pinky n = Zppy o = Goober p = Doofus
q = Slimy r = Loopy s = Snotty t = Falafel
u = Dorky v = Squeezit w = Oprah x = Skipper
y = Dinky z = Zsa-Zsa    
 
Step 2: Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Diaper b = Toilet c = Giggle d = Bubble
e = Girdle f = Barf g = Lizard h = Waffle
i = Cootie j = Monkey k = Potty l = Liver
m = Banana n = Rhino o = Burger p = Hamster
q = Toad r = Gizzard s = Pizza t = Gerbil
u = Chicken v = Pickle w = Chuckle x = Tofu
y = Gorilla z = Stinker    
 
Step 3: Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice    
 

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.

Unfortunately for me, my new name is Gidget Gizzardnose (David Reed). 


 

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