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Some nursery rhymes that didn't quite make it into the general population.


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon
Met a Pieman going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumb ass!"

Humpty Dumpty
Sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

Hey Diddle, Diddle
The cat did a piddle
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
When it died of electric shock.

Georgie Porgy
Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

There was a little girl
who had a little curl!
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good,
She was very, very good
But when she was bad she
got a fur coat, jewels, and a sports car
 


 

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