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Back in college, we started compiling a list of oxymoronic phrases.  Some of them are classics that everyone's heard of, but we thought a lot of them were quite original.  If you added one to the list, you got a free drink at the bar we ran out of our living room.

This list will be growing.

  • Military Intelligence
  • Jumbo Shrimp
  • Peacekeeping Force
  • Bad Sex
  • Honest Politician
  • Good Pauly Shore Movie
  • Fighting For Peace (isn't this like F&%$ing for Virginity?)
  • Classical Accordian
  • Yugo Enthusiast


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