The Poopie List
Bathroom Humor at its finest. My wife doesn't find this funny. A
lot of people don't find this funny. I just don't understand some people.
- Ghost Poopie
- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in
- Clean Poopie
- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is
nothing on the toilet paper.
- Wet Poopie
- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped,
so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so
you won't ruin them with a stain.
- Second Wave Poopie
- This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants
to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
- The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a
- Gassy Poopie
- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
- Drinker Poopie
- The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking.
Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
- Lincoln Log Poopie
- The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first
breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
- Corn Poopie
- Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
- The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet
and fart a few times.
- Spinal Tap Poopie
- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was
leaving you sideways.
- Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
- The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed
- Liquid Poopie
- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes
all over the toilet bowl.
- Mexican Poopie
- It smells so bad your nose burns.
- The Surprise Poopie
- You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart,
but oops.......a Poopie!!!
- The Dangling Poopie
- This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are
done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
- The Bridge Poopie
- This Poopie is so huge that it arcs up above the surface of the
water. A variant of the Lincoln Log Poopie (see above).
- The Lego Poopie
- This Poopie is lots and lots of little, hard Poopies which come out
feeling like you'd eaten jacks coated with sand-paper.
- The Salsa Poopie
- This Poopie burns so bad coming out that you want to shove an ice cube
up your ass.