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And, if you don't like the opinions expressed here, I don't care.
I actually think that the latter is gonna bug people more: that I don't give a damn whether I've offended them or not. And I don't. If I have, good. Maybe it'll make them think a bit and be able to defend their own opinions. If I haven't offended them, they're either a like-minded individual or a mindless drone who'll believe whatever thought is served up to them. And then I want them on my side anyway rather than following the orders of some moron.
I'm putting this here for the lawyers. I'd make disparaging remarks about lawyers, but that would be redundant.
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