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Okay...another pet peeve of mine is the assholes who evidently think that they're so important or that their car is so valuable that they have to take up two spaces when they park.  I used to print on business card stock a message that said, "Did you have to park this way or are you just an asshole?"

Those worked well.  Forgot to print up any lately, so I haven't had any around.  And then I saw someone who'd made up and was selling fake parking tickets.  But for about a buck a piece!  Screw that.

So, I made my own and have decided to distribute them freely.  You could just print two of these pictures per page...or you can download the Word document below.

Download The Word Document


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