WKRP in Cincinnati was, in my mind, one of the best sitcoms around.  And while studios are releasing crap like Punky Brewster episodes on DVD, they're not releasing WKRP because of a pissing match over the cost of the music rights.  (Complain to CBS if you can find a way to do that.)

Anyway, here are some sound files from the original show.  A lot of sites out there have broken links for these, so I thought I'd try to gather everything I could find together.  If you've got other sound files or know of locations, please tell me by e-mailing me here.

20liveturkeys.wav	Mr. Carlson: I need your cooperation and twenty live turkeys
6martinis.wav	Trooper evaluating Johnny's response time while "totally sober"
bombed.wav	Johnny: Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les.  For those of you just tuning in....
cement.wav	Les: The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement
chichi.wav	Les reporting on golf
emergency.wav	Les reporting on the godless tornadoes attacking Cincinatti
fly2.wav	Mr. Carlson: As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly
frolic.wav	Andy: I'm not gonna frolic
happytgiving.wav	Wes: Happy...Thanks...giving...from...W...K...R...P
havingmybaby.wav	Johnny introducing a song
johnchangeformat.wav	Johnny changes the station's format
lizard.wav	Les: Monster lizard ravages east coast.
company.wav	Johnny: It's the phone company; they know what I did here today
turkeys.wav	Les: Oh my God they're turkeys!
walls.wav	Les: These lines represent where walls will someday be.
werescum.wav	Hello, we're The Scum Of The Earth