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WKRP in Cincinnati was, in my mind, one of the best sitcoms around.  And while studios are releasing crap like Punky Brewster episodes on DVD, they're not releasing WKRP because of a pissing match over the cost of the music rights.  (Complain to CBS if you can find a way to do that.)

Anyway, here are some sound files from the original show.  A lot of sites out there have broken links for these, so I thought I'd try to gather everything I could find together.  If you've got other sound files or know of locations, please tell me by e-mailing me here.

20liveturkeys.wav Mr. Carlson: I need your cooperation and twenty live turkeys
6martinis.wav Trooper evaluating Johnny's response time while "totally sober"
bombed.wav Johnny: Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les.  For those of you just tuning in....
cement.wav Les: The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement
chichi.wav Les reporting on golf
emergency.wav Les reporting on the godless tornadoes attacking Cincinatti
fly2.wav Mr. Carlson: As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly
frolic.wav Andy: I'm not gonna frolic
happytgiving.wav Wes: Happy...Thanks...giving...from...W...K...R...P
havingmybaby.wav Johnny introducing a song
johnchangeformat.wav Johnny changes the station's format
lizard.wav Les: Monster lizard ravages east coast.
company.wav Johnny: It's the phone company; they know what I did here today
turkeys.wav Les: Oh my God they're turkeys!
walls.wav Les: These lines represent where walls will someday be.
werescum.wav Hello, we're The Scum Of The Earth


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